Small patch 10“You Son of a Bitch” Patch – 25cm • 15cm • 10cm
Beer-Jitsu Lifestyle Action-Edition 💥🍺
 
If you’ve ever started a roll with a dramatic handshake, flexed harder than necessary during warm-ups, or quoted random 80s action movies mid-open-mat… this patch was basically made for you.
 
Inspired by the legendary Predator handshake — the most unnecessarily jacked greeting in cinema history — this patch captures peak macho energy, peak nostalgia, and peak “bro, do you even roll?” vibes.
 
Two arms. Too much muscle. Absolutely zero chill.A perfect fit for the Beer-Jitsu Lifestyle.
 
Available in three flex levels:
💥 25cm – Maximum testosterone output. Your gi might grow chest hair.
💥 15cm – Classic size. Enough power to start diplomatic relations between gyms.
💥 10cm – Mini but mighty. Ideal for bags, sleeves, or subtly telling people they ain’t got time to bleed.
 
Throw it on your gi, jacket, or gear bag and watch training partners instantly fight the urge to recreate the handshake (warning: someone will).
 
For lovers of Jiu-Jitsu, beer, and the golden age of over-the-top action films…
“You son of a bitch.”